welcome to my world.

  • ask me anything
  • the-youngest-gandor-brother:

    blastortoise:

    Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

    do you wanna fuckin fight i can eat a whole can of olives i fuckin love olives i will eat olives all day every day this bitch go hard suck big olive dick

    (Source: blastortoise-chan)

    zanetheaiden:

    u readin this?

    u a princess.

    i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

    slotato:

    boomitsnialler:

    if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

    image

    are you raven symone

    (Source: okaywork)

    misspsychotic:

    datunofficialdisneyprincess:

    Joe.

    Talk shit get hit.

    best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

    (Source: lejazzhot)

    twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

    cell-mate:

    crackerhell:

    ethanwearsprada:

    i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

    yes

    pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

    BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

    OHANA MEANS FAMILY

    FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

    vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

    vvhitehouse:

    awwww-cute:

    Show off

    THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

    averagefairy:

    when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

    I want to spend October with you, because it’s
    my favorite month and happens during my
    favorite season. I wish we could aimlessly
    walk around a forest and with each leaf that
    falls from the branches above, we fall a little
    more for each other too. While hand in hand
    we can crave the smell of warm coffee and
    cinnamon muffins on a chilly morning, we
    could feel the autumn breeze brush against
    our skin and the goose bumps we get, we
    won’t be able to tell if it’s from touching each
    other’s skin or from the wind being too cool.
    When we lay in bed you’d have the hardest
    time moving an inch away from me, because
    I’d want to be skin to skin every minute.
    These lonely summer nights without you make
    me crave the fall, and crave the season of
    death in the hopes that maybe this loneliness
    would die too, and you’d appear by my side.
    I can’t tell if I love the night too dearly, or
    hate it too passionately. I think I’d adore
    it if I got to sleep next to you every evening,
    and I think that I’d enjoy the sunset more
    watching it hit your face than actually
    seeing it say goodnight. I just crave to
    spend time with you, I do.

    i.c. // October (via delicatepoetry)

    25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool

    1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
    2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
    3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
    4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
    5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
    6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
    7. Appreciate your teachers
    8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
    9. Neither does drinking
    10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
    11. Participate in school events
    12. Wear sweatpants everyday
    13. Or wear a dress everyday
    14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
    15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
    16. Utilize the library
    17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
    18. Tell your friends how much you love them
    19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
    20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
    21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
    22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
    23. It’s okay to cry
    24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
    25. Remember that life does go on
    (via forever-and-alwayss)

    (Source: tomlinbooties)

    • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
    • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
    doyoureallywantobealone:

whoagifs:

A bullet going through a water bottle.

best thing i’ve ever seen

    doyoureallywantobealone:

    whoagifs:

    A bullet going through a water bottle.

    best thing i’ve ever seen

    queerdontfear:

    I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.