At some point it doesn’t matter who was right and who was wrong. At some point, being angry is just another bad habit, like smoking, and you keep poisoning yourself without thinking about it.
Jonathan Tropper, This Is Where I Leave You (via poehlermeyers)
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
This is probably the greatest thing you will see all day. You’re welcome.
If you didn’t use to want Lizzie McGuire’s hair, you are a liar.
- me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
- friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
- me: what the fuck i dont have time for this