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    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes



    a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

    That’s exactly the appropriate response.


    "why did she win the nobel peace prize???"

    "she didn’t do anything to deserve the nobel peace prize"

    fuck anybody who wasn’t overjoyed when she won, this girl is providing a voice for uneducated and oppressed young people across the world whilst still advocating and campaigning for peace and anti-violence. after she was shot in the head.

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    Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

    One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.


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    unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

    they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

    teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

    oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

    i wonder why

    jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

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    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”


I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.


    I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.

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