welcome to my world.

  • ask me anything
  • scribbles-of-blue:

    Shit my cockatiel does.

    nefferpitou:

    on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

    mcsnuggie:

    at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

    where are my glasses?

    —anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)

    nicolegendary:

    hell-born-rising-demon:

    dolofang:

    klartie:

    when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

    girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

    Girls share everything.

    #girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

    (Source: )

    abakafullofhomestuck:

iprotectthethingsilove:

this is the best

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT ISN’T GREAT

    abakafullofhomestuck:

    iprotectthethingsilove:

    this is the best

    THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT ISN’T GREAT

    debilitati0n:

modestdemidov:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

make it rain


Teamwork

    debilitati0n:

    modestdemidov:

    becausebirds:

    LET THERE BE BONES!

    make it rain

    Teamwork

    Legally Blonde (2001)

    (Source: wadeswilson)

    theimpolitecanadian:

    when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

    almost-never-lively:

    officialwumbo:

    agirlnamedagnes:

    This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

    We don’t have kids.

    We are adults. We pay bills.
    And drink water from a whale.

    Money whale spent 

    get out

    (Source: laura-hales)

    (Source: joshanddrake)

    (Source: witchsistah)

    hexzell:

    Marriage